I am pretty much the best driver around where I live. It’s not that hard, Maryland drivers. Stop being nice and just get where you need to be. Stop being an asshole and you’ll get where you’re going. It’s all about the flow of traffic, people. Go with the flow. Just go with it.

Hmm… now I kinda want to get a “Best Driver in the State” shirt, so I can point to it when people try to tell me I’m not.